27
February
2006

Gross!

You may be wondering why this site is called exploding eggs, well last week I played this game where you had to put food in someone else’s mouth, then they chewed it up and spat it out, then another person came and drank it.

It just so happened that one of the ingredients was an egg, and I had to put it in someone else’s mouth. It was the hardest egg ever!! Seriously there was no way that egg was going to crack. After many unsuccessful efforts I gave up and shoved it against my leg…that was stupid, egg went everywhere, it was really disgusting! But it was so funny!!!

Oh well!

       



3 Comments

  1.    Bronwyn G:

    I enjoyed reading your story, as it reminded me of Cool Hand Luke where Paul Newman as Luke put 50 eggs in his mouth all at once.

    Describe how the egg felt against your leg. How do you think the leg felt? The egg felt?

    Yes, I can imagine it would be funny, albeit a ‘you had to be there’ type humour.

  2.    Jess:

    I think that it’s disgusting…thinking about it has put me of eggs at least temporarily!

  3.    Allison:

    Okay - that really is nauseatingly gross!!! The exploding eggs part was funny but the part about drinking something someone else has spat out - EWWWWWWWWW!!!! Sounds like something my brother would do (perhaps it’s a boy thing?!)
    Mind you, “exploding eggs” is quite a catchy title for a web page!